When I finally tallied the votes of the poll I posted almost two months ago (jesus) it came out like 7 votes to 4 in favor of the blue suede shoes.
So, naturally, I went the other way. I ordered the yellow longwings, along with a few other options that were on sale because zappos has a kickass return policy and I wanted to hedge my bets.
What follows are pictures of the sequence of me opening, unpacking, and trying on the shoes that I would find were all too big for me. Enjoy. See if you can spot the moment where my hopes are dashed. It's priceless.